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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Baby Bump

My friend is celebrating their sixtieth birthday today.  This actually shouldn't be all that surprising as there were more people born in 1952 than in any other time in the history of the world--the biggest Baby Bump ever. So  if you are lucky enough to be celebrating any birthday this year it is liable to be your sixtieth. 

     Sixty is considered a milestone in our culture.  For one thing, one can apply for Early Canada Pension, qualify for discounts on bus tours , and finally, one can truthfully cash in on some Senior Discounts  ( at least  at some stores and restaurants on certain Tuesdays if you happen to be in the city that day).  Heck one might even get to be 'carded' again.

 Sixty is  also the qualifying age where one can join the local Senior Citizen's Centre. You  may be  familiar with that  social group  in most prairie towns that  usually meet in a renovated abandoned store on main street.  It can often be identified as the building with the  hand stenciled "Do Drop In", "Happy Horizons", or "Pioneer Lodge" signs hanging askew in  blind drawn windows.  Hallowed ground for some. 
These buildings are  the haven of shuffle board tournaments, whist drives, and late-evening/early afternoon  polka / dance parties (depending upon the ethic origin of the community).   The 'Senior's' has always been the  place in town to celebrate  40th/50th/and 60th Anniversaries.   These are only some of the rare times that 'youngsters' are ever allowed inside to view the press board wood panelled walls, orange /brown patterned carpet, and dine on 'beef on a bun'  at fold down tables covered in plastic flowered oil cloth.

People refer to the 1960's as an era of upheaval in terms of social,  cultural and moral values.  One can only guess what the effect of these new '60s' will have on Senior Centres wherever they exist.  Will there be a mass influx of Disco Dancing on laminate flooring? PacMan/Nintendo tournaments? Midnight Vegan Socials?   The possibilities are as  limitless  as the money to be made in stocks in adult diapers, false teeth, and arthritic medication. 

         Best Wishes to all who celebrate their 60th birthday this year. 


 You just wait and see...

the Best is yet to Be! 

    
                                              Psst..           If you can't read this ,  you might be 60.

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