10. Generators should not have to be running 24/7 while camping. One may as well sit in their own living room with the windows open and the TV turned up to the Nascar Races to get the same effect.
9. No one should be sitting on the bow of a boat at any time. That means NEVER...even when the boat is out of the water..and especially when the boat is on the water travelling full throttle..life jackets or no life jackets...and especially especially if you are under five years old.
8. Red wine can truly effect your enjoyment of a Sunday afternoon..sometimes it enhances it..sometimes it doesn't.
7. The sound of someone playing the fiddle will be enjoyed the most by those who can't tell the difference between C and C#.
6. Just because one doesn't actually plant a garden does not mean that nothing will be growing in it.
5. The chance that someone is going to drive behind your vehicle increases 100% whenever you choose to move your vehicle in reverse...no matter where you are...busy city streets, lonely country lane or empty camp ground.
4. It is interesting to note that the stance involved when sitting on a toilet is the much the same as when one is sitting at a banquet, living room chair, or church pew.
3. Sometimes the people who like to think that they are part of an exclusive group forget that maybe they are the ones being excluded from something even better.
2. We should all be thankful that we do not have to walk in another's shoes...even for an hour.
1. The 2nd Amendment in the United States..the one about the right to bear arms.. should be honoured (honored) but only on the condition that the arms referred to are those that were available when the 2nd Amendment was written--1791. Musket anyone?
0. A Mink in the wild isn't nearly as pretty, cuddly , or warm as it is when it is in a coat.
We need the tonic of wildness, to wade sometimes in marshes where the bittern and the meadow-hen lurk, and hear the booming of the snipe; to smell the whispering sedge where only some wilder and more solitary fowl builds her nest, and the mink crawls with its belly close to the ground.”--Henry David Thoreau
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