Then I.....

 I went to the city to do spend some Christmas money and this is what happened.


  First I saw a Digital Toaster $119.99.

 And then I thought, "What fer?"

 

                                            

 Then I saw a Cuisenart Breakfast Centre (Silver) $149.99

 And then I thought, "What fer?"

 



 Then I saw an Electric Fondue @ $114.

 

 And then I thought, "What fer?"

 Then I saw a Popcorn Maker @ $79.99.

 And then I thought, "What fer?"

 Then I saw a Multi Slice Toaster @ $130.

 And then I thought, "What fer?"

    Then I saw an Individual Coffee Maker @ $219.99.

 And then I thought, "What fer?"

 

 

 

 



 Then I saw a Neuro Fuzzy Rice Cooker and Warmer in Premium White @ $245.

 And then I thought , "What fer?"

 

 

 Then I saw a Home Bakery Bread Maker @ $184.

 And then I thought , "What fer?"

 Then I saw a Programmable Tea Steeper @ $140.

And then I thought, " What fer?"

 Then I saw a Vintage Style Hot Dog Toaster @ $39.99.

 And then I thought, "What fer?"

 Then I saw a Mug Warmer @ $14.99

 And I thought , "How is THAT gunna work?"

 



Needless to say my cart stayed empty and I didn't have to wait in line at the cashier.