TW --Total Hours Worked
CC -- Chocolate Consumption
A -- Age
SW -- Shifts Worked
ST -- Sleep time
fw --foil wrapping
Using the formula of SW(A x TW) x ST equals CC - fw.
Therefore : CC -fw equals 4 (60 x 46) x 40
CC- fw has to be 10400 x 40
CC-fw therefore is 41600 units.
Minus the unknown factor of the fw which will be arbitrarily designated a value of .9987 the CC therefore calculates out to be 41600 x .9987 as 41545.92 units of Chocolate in danger of being consumed.
Unknown factors are:
1. Supply Source of Chocolate (if not the Easter Bunny then who(m)??)
2. Formula does not account for any hours wasted in useless Facebook perusing, Easter Bunny Google Searches, or actual workplace duties being performed.
3. WP (Will Power) has been deliberately factored out as it never had much of a value in past calculations.
It would be nice to know how to use all special mathematical keys on the keyboard.
CC -- Chocolate Consumption
A -- Age
SW -- Shifts Worked
ST -- Sleep time
fw --foil wrapping
Using the formula of SW(A x TW) x ST equals CC - fw.
Therefore : CC -fw equals 4 (60 x 46) x 40
CC- fw has to be 10400 x 40
CC-fw therefore is 41600 units.
Minus the unknown factor of the fw which will be arbitrarily designated a value of .9987 the CC therefore calculates out to be 41600 x .9987 as 41545.92 units of Chocolate in danger of being consumed.
Unknown factors are:
1. Supply Source of Chocolate (if not the Easter Bunny then who(m)??)
2. Formula does not account for any hours wasted in useless Facebook perusing, Easter Bunny Google Searches, or actual workplace duties being performed.
3. WP (Will Power) has been deliberately factored out as it never had much of a value in past calculations.
It would be nice to know how to use all special mathematical keys on the keyboard.
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