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Showing posts with label mice. Show all posts

Saturday, September 15, 2018

Eating In

Snoopy sniffy  little mouse
Scurrying into my little house

Running along the edge of walls
Flash of gray along the halls.

Warm and safe within this house
You think you'll invite your  brother mouse.

Crumbs of food upon the floor
Lots of food behind the door!

The scratchy sound of  tiny paws
The flying tail and bitty claws

The wiggly nose that never stops
Can  smell the goodies  in all the spots.

Silky whiskers wave and flutter
Like flags of safety through the butter
.
Four feet  race along my  kitchen floor
Sounds like NASCAR came through the door.

Downy soft pinkish ears
Hear the screaming and the fear.

So much for 'eating in' for little mouse.
The traps are set  throughout the house.











Thursday, November 22, 2012

Thinking Like a Mouse


 
*Thinking Like A Mouse
 
 
Living in rural Canada for over 60 years pretty much guarantees that somewhere, sometime, and at the most unexpected places one will have come across at least 50 mice in one's lifetime--at least 50  even if you don't count what you find in the barns and bins. 
 
Not only will you come across them in one's lifetime but you also come across them in your bathtub, sofa, stove and clothes. As well as your kitchen, living room, bathroom, porch, and bed.   They can also be found in your vehicle's air conditioning (@$250 fix), the glove compartment and, of course, the trunk.
 
Some  people are mildly annoyed. Some are angered by the encroachment of these wee little beasties...and some are paralyzingly terrified.  I once had to pick my little sister up and carry her out of the house for fear that she would go hysterical when she saw a mouse scamper across the living room floor.
 
Great and fast moving 'citing scenes' still linger in my mind whenever I think about mice being in the house.
 
Some personal mouse stories:
 
1. As  mouse traps were bought and set  in lower cupboards, I confidently opened  the door of  the upper cupboards where the silverware had been placed  as a precaution. This seemed like a  fool proof good idea until one morning a few days later,   as I reached up  into the tray and a mouse ran across my hand.
 
2.  On a camping trip to Great Britain we were lying in our tents--heads at the door flap, late at night, quietly watching the stars  and talking in soft whispers when I suddenly felt something soft and furry 'flit' across my lips.
 
3.  One summer our cat brought our daughter..the designated TOP CAT of the house , 30+ mice to her bed, late at night. Sometimes they were dead and sometimes they were not.  One would hear the cat's off key yowling, and then a scream, and then a call for 'DAD", and we would know that it had happened again.  The ones that were not  quite dead and just laid down on the bed were the most annoying of course, and sometimes it took quite a bit of crashing, cursing, and banging until they were disposed of.
 
Besides the use of the obligatory and quite frankly only efficient way to control the mouse population in rural Canada , the house cat, the next best thing is having good trigger quick mouse traps. 
 
These traps of the mighty four footed miniature monster must of course be baited with the appropriate matter. 
 
Some say that cheese is best, peanut butter and bacon works pretty well for the non vegetarian mouse group. However, it was found in our house that our mice visitors preferred candied fruit and peel--the type used for festive cookies and cakes.
 
And so the scene would unfold thusly:  first there was the 'spying', then the 'crying', followed by the 'running', the 'banging', and ultimately the finding of the TRAPS.  The children were all younger than 6 when I first recall them watching with awe and admiration as their father after unsuccessfully but bravely seeking to destroy the minute intruder  using with the broomstick method, bring out the Steel and Wooden apparatus.  He would  then proceed to search to the back of the fridge to find the containers of candied peel and fruit left over from seasonal baking.  The children ,  after being warned to 'Stand Back", would stare in silence as the trap was set and baited and gingerly placed at just the correct angle, and finally , slowly and carefully walked  with the grace of a ballet to the exact spot of 'last sighting', and   in hushed silence, smoothly, oh so smoothly, placed down to await its dinner guest. 
 
That bait and trap method has worked  quite well for many years even though not one of the children ever would  even taste a crumb of   Christmas Fruit Cake full of mouse bait.
 
 
 
 
*So, many times I've said that if you want to catch a mouse, you have to think like a mouse and you have to set your traps in the places the mouse will travel.

Phone call the other day:

 Daugter: "Mommy! I thought like a mouse!"
...

 Mommy: "What?"
Daugter:  "I thought like a mouse! I set the trap where the mouse was going and I caught him!"

Now I ask you.......is it a good thing if you've taught your child to think like a mouse?
 
...Thanks to a FaceBook Friend for that little story. DW :)
 
 
I will end this mousecapade with a recitation an  elderly friend performed while attending a prairie  country school about 70 years ago.
 
 
I saw a mouse go up the wall.
I saw its tail. That's all I saw.
 
       
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Monday, June 11, 2012

Cruising

I was cruising this afternoon.


.
 I have cruised in other ways.

I am, of course, referring to the the idle driving up

 and down main street of my North American 

hometown on a Saturday night in whatever

vehicle my father let me have for the night,  and

with about as just as much gas as it would take to

get  me to where I said I was going and home

again, unless I hadn't doubled backed and filled

up  at the obligatory farm fuel outlet known as the

''Gas Tanks" situated on the edge of the far trees.



  More purple (1) gas was burned on a Saturday

night than by any tractor on any fields that  were

cultivated, seeded, harrowed or plowed all during

the week.

 As I got older I have to admit that I did a bit of

 'cruisin'' in bars other than the gas

type  during my university years and beyond.

But the type of cruising that I am referring to

today is the type that hearkens to the open road,

the carefree touch of a button and 'zoom zoom'

you are driving over  the horizon with only  the

rare speed  zone sign triggering the quick tap

on  the brake followed by the  hopeful  adequate

coast allowing one to have slowed within the

correct parameters of  town requirements.



Today's motivation for cruising was far  more primal.







Speed On!   Soundless wee beastie  having succumbed ,  stretched sightless and smelly since being stroked softly by the soles of a  shoe until  suddenly shaken  by  scurrilous and scandalous screams of someone surprised by the squishy sluggishness of such a soulless symbol of the unsanitary and  the insane  


 (1) Purple gas refers to gas that has a purple dye added to it.  Farmers could use Purple Gas for agricultural purposes only and then used the receipts for income tax deductions.  That was why most farmers had their own tanks of farm fuel located near the home quarter.   The only difference between Purple gas and gas bought from the gas station in town was the color.  About once a year there would be a Purple Gas Blitz where RCMP officers would syphon gas from cars parked around town to make sure there were no 'Gas Abusers'.  As I recall the principal of the school got caught for "Purple Gas"...I don't think many of his students were surprised.