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Thursday, December 20, 2018

The Most Terrible Trip

This bit of prose is in response to a query recently put to me via a radio program that asked listeners to share their most terrible travel experiences.

Thus:

It was on Christmas Day, 1981. 

The place was on a snow-blocked gravel surfaced country road in Southeastern Saskatchewan.
The sky was blue and the sun shone brightly.
The temperature was around minus 25 degrees Celsius.  
The wind  was blowing enough to cause ground drifting. 
The vehicle was a front wheel drive 1978 Buick Century Sedan. 
The occupants were myself and my new husband. 

The background of the story is that we had  eloped the week before 
Christmas and were in the process of making the big announcement to our families by firstly arriving at my parent's house with plans to  meet up with my new in-laws in the afternoon about 30 miles away. 

After making the Grand Reveal and partaking in a bit of 'punch bowl diving' at my parent's rural home we gaily proceeded cross country looking forward to  springing the news on the next group of unsuspecting relatives. 

Waving gaily goodbye with hugs, kisses, and well wishes off we went heading south on snow packed gravel roads.  I appointed   myself  the confident guide due to the fact that as I had lived in the area all my life  I would certainly know how to get from my parents' house to where my new in laws were spending Christmas. 

About five miles down the road I, in my homing pigeon mode, decided that we had to turn   left at the next corner. My husband being in love and wanting to please obediently did so.

For some reason these two prairie raised newlyweds paid no attention to the fact that there were no marks in the snow on the road except for some rapidly disappearing snow mobile tracks and that the snow filled ditches were level with the road .

We did notice after a while  that the snow seemed to be getting deeper and deeper as we traveled forward.  As there was no way of being able to turn around we just kept moving forward until the inevitable happened and we became stuck about three quarters of a mile down from where we turned off  from the main road.
It being 1981 there were no cell phones and being young and stupidly confident there were no extra coats, blankets, or survival kits in the car so we decided we would have to walk for help.

I remember that long cold walk with the wind blowing on my nylon covered legs (as brides did not wear ski pants in those days). I did have mitts and a toque but the coat was woolen and the wind cut through it wherever there were seams.   There was no traffic on the road it being Christmas Day and most people were already settled in for the day of festivities. 

 We headed into a farm yard after about a 40 minute walk and rushed up to the door eager for warmth and comfort but alas, no one was home!  We then had to turn around and go back to the main road and walk another half mile to a farm yard with lots of vehicles parked in the driveway.  

The startled family was still sitting around the kitchen table finishing its Christmas Dinner.  My parent's were phoned and after about 15 minutes family members came and helped get the car out of the snowbank and we continued on our Christmas Wedding Way.   

Never again have I ever driven in winter without proper clothing, candles, shovel, extra blankets and food in the vehicle.




Wednesday, February 10, 2016

A BAD GUEST

We were surprised by a  late evening guest in the yard last night. 
We hadn't seen it arrive mainly due to its  imperceptible cloak of grey. 
 
It arrived in an ominous and heavy silence bit by bit, inch by inch.
 Before we knew it it was here, in the yard, at the threshold, looking through the windows, tracking in the door.

 Like the true bad guest it  dominated the rest of the evening's conversation. 
 We asked each other ' When will it go?' 
 'How come no one told us it was on its way?'
'If we had only known , we would have been somewhere where it couldn't come."

And like the true bad guest ,  it will stay longer than desired, make a bunch of extra work, and leave a big mess when it goes.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Porridge for Easter


Easter on the Prairies 2013


The skiers and skaters loved the long winter a lot
But the people who lived on the Prairies did NOT!
The people watched helplessly as the snowmobiles roared
The people cried desperately as the flakes fell in hoards.

The snow filled the ditches, the streets and the lanes,
Every shoulder from shoveling was suffering pain.
The wind blew with a fury and made the roads icy
Making any travel at Easter a plan that was dicey.

The people were worried that the Bunny would say,
"Oh, it is much, much too dangerous. I must stay away.
The baskets will stay empty this year.
Being a Rabbit that hops, I am not a good skier."


The people on the Prairies cried out in great fear,
"No candies? No chocolate? No Easter Parade?
Not even one Marshmallow Egg?"

"No! No! No! No!", they cried , cried, cried, cried.
"What's Easter without baskets and surprises inside?"

Then the People of the Prairie got an idea!
They had banquets and auctions,
They sold pies at the rink and canvassed the streets
Trying to raise money for some great Easter Treats.

After dances, and dinners, and discussions galore
The People realized they needn't do more
As they now had the money to buy a new Cat



The Good Easter Bunny could not say no to That.

 Easter dawned cold, with a wind that blew drifts that started to stick
Across  the roads and the fields to get one stuck quick.



Did THAT stop the Bunny?

NO!
He loaded his Cat with  his  baskets of  chocolates, marshmallow chickens,
and  eggs made of candy with  new pastel additions.

He raised the blood sugar of all in the town
With just the new rendition of the Chocolate Easter Clown.

He  brought Easter Joy across the white spaces
bringing grins  and full stomachs instead of sad faces.

What happened then?

While the People of the Prairies all say
That when the wrappers from the candy thrown down on  ground
Got the warmth of  the sun, it caused them to heat
Then the snow started melting and couldn't be beat.

The Prairies were flooded..all the candy was lost
Long Ears on  Arctic Cat took off for the South.

Porridge for Easter was the fare for the day
We were lucky to have that  as  some say.

No flowers, or lilies, or crocuses blooming
But spring will come soon , so nonsense in moving.