Pssst....hey guy.....yeah YOU....yeah you're the one.
..when you're done come a little bit closer
...I got something to whisper in your ear.
Ok?
..shhhhhh...listen closely now......
....just because you pull over and get out and go to the back of the vehicle and turn your back to the oncoming traffic...
...does not mean...
....let me repeat
...does not mean..
...that the traffic behind you cannot see you what you are doing.
These privledged people also know three things about you.
1) That you must be incapable of listening to the signals from your own body
2) That you have little or no understanding of the theory of light and consequent vision capabilities of your fellow 'human?" beings
3) That you cannot read basic picture signs that are on the wall of any civilized garage along paved roads on the Canadian Prairies.
..when you're done come a little bit closer
...I got something to whisper in your ear.
Ok?
..shhhhhh...listen closely now......
....just because you pull over and get out and go to the back of the vehicle and turn your back to the oncoming traffic...
...does not mean...
....let me repeat
...does not mean..
...that the traffic behind you cannot see you what you are doing.
These privledged people also know three things about you.
1) That you must be incapable of listening to the signals from your own body
2) That you have little or no understanding of the theory of light and consequent vision capabilities of your fellow 'human?" beings
3) That you cannot read basic picture signs that are on the wall of any civilized garage along paved roads on the Canadian Prairies.
Now GO and pee where few men have gone before.
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